When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up
Wellington to Melisandre:
He’d likely be fond of Stannis right on up until he put up with Melisandre, then he’d probably think Stannis had lost his shit.
"Bloody Christ roger her if you must, but you cannot take this seriously."
"Oh, damn me, he thinks he’s Jesus Christ!"
chubby birds make me so happy
look at this precious thing oh my goodness
they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute
don’t talk shit though or it will end you
this has been a chubby bird appreciation post
fluffy birds to make everything better
chubby birds and grumpy marshals oh my
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*