monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

louisnicolasdavout:

duchessofwellington:

Wellington to Melisandre: 

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He’d likely be fond of Stannis right on up until he put up with Melisandre, then he’d probably think Stannis had lost his shit.

"Bloody Christ roger her if you must, but you cannot take this seriously." 

"Oh, damn me, he thinks he’s Jesus Christ!"

joachimmurat:

louisnicolasdavout:

starborn-vagaboo:

thoughtsfeelingsandmadness:

chubby birds make me so happy

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look at this precious thing oh my goodness

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they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute

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don’t talk shit though or it will end you

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this has been a chubby bird appreciation post

good day

fluffy birds to make everything better

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chubby birds and grumpy marshals oh my

There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.
― (via elauxe)

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*